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Are you looking for another partner?
Well don't worry; I've got you sorted. Presenting the DiCapriometer. It's pretty simple to use, zoom in on an area and you'll find out how many women are in your age group (18-24), and how many women are too old for you.
The more red the area, the more chance you have of finding a British partner!
Have you dumped another girlfriend because ageing exists? This is the tool for you!
Click a place to start!
Based on ONS data: Female population by MSOA (combined to LA level) estimates at midpoint 2020 (uncalibrated to 2022). The data is real, but this is, of course, a joke.
Single!
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